attitude – Corn Happens!

New Apparel Partner – TEEPUBLIC

We located a new apparel partner which offers more affordable options for our customers. Act now for great holiday savings. Limited time offer.

Black Friday

Only 1 week from the day most people experience Corn Happens! Order the new design now while you can. Corn Happens! on Black Friday for just about all of us.

Picture It…..

In honor of our favorite Golden Girl, Sophia Petrillo! New T-Shirt design available now. Grab yours here:

Did You Faceplant Into Fall 2022?

WELCOME TO FALL 2022. NOBODY FALLS/FACEPLANTS LIKE CONRAD. DIDN’T HIT ALL OF YOUR SPRING OR SUMMER GOALS? CORN HAPPENS! YOU CAN ALWAYS TURN THEM INTO FALL GOALS.

It’s Corn!

SPEND 20 YEARS TRYING TO BRAND CORN HAPPENS! AND ‘IT’S CORN‘ TAKES THE WORLD BY STORM IN 24 HOURS – WHADDAYA GONNA DO; CORN HAPPENS!

Welcome to Corn Happens! It’s more than a slogan, it’s an attitude. Conrad is here to help wipe away life’s annoyances through humor. Don’t let disappointment and frustration stop you. Join Conrad in adopting the Corn Happens! attitude in your life. When annoying stuff happens, wipe it off and move on. Visit the Meet ConradContinue reading “Grand Opening”