In honor of our favorite Golden Girl, Sophia Petrillo!
New T-Shirt design available now. Grab yours here:

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In honor of our favorite Golden Girl, Sophia Petrillo!
New T-Shirt design available now. Grab yours here:
Now is your chance to order the newest Corn design available now for this Halloween season. Purchase your shirt here: The Corn Store
Welcome to Corn Happens! It’s more than a slogan, it’s an attitude.
Conrad is here to help wipe away life’s annoyances through humor. Don’t let disappointment and frustration stop you. Join Conrad in adopting the Corn Happens! attitude in your life. When annoying stuff happens, wipe it off and move on. Visit the Meet Conrad page to see the different personas and attitudes you can use.
Plant a seed and contact Conrad. This page is where you can contribute and share new ideas, jokes, and your very own Corn Happens! stories. Here you can send in joke suggestions and stories about how you’ve used the Corn Happens! attitude in your life. Your submission might just make it into the Cornfield.
The Cornfield is where you will find comic strips and examples of applying the Corn Happens! attitude to daily situations. Subscribe and be notified when new comic strips and blog posts are available. The Cornfield is a place where we grow ideas, post comic strips, real-life Corn Happens! examples and future project announcements.
Last but not least, visit the Corn Happens! Store to show your support and adoption of the attitude. Your support will truly help this attitude grow. There are many items available you can purchase to show-off to the world that Corn Happens! and nothing can stop you.
We located a new apparel partner which offers more affordable options for our customers. Act now for great holiday savings. Limited time offer.
Only 1 week from the day most people experience Corn Happens! Order the new design now while you can. Corn Happens! on Black Friday for just about all of us.
WELCOME TO FALL 2022. NOBODY FALLS/FACEPLANTS LIKE CONRAD.
DIDN’T HIT ALL OF YOUR SPRING OR SUMMER GOALS? CORN HAPPENS! YOU CAN ALWAYS TURN THEM INTO FALL GOALS.
SPEND 20 YEARS TRYING TO BRAND CORN HAPPENS! AND ‘IT’S CORN‘ TAKES THE WORLD BY STORM IN 24 HOURS – WHADDAYA GONNA DO; CORN HAPPENS!