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It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude!


We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.

Conrad the Corn

Be tough like a corn kernel!

Conrad the Corn

CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!”

Conrad the Corn

Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude…

Visit the Corn Happens! Store.


Terminate Frustration

Disappointment and frustration happen everyday. If you get knocked down, engage the Corn Happens! attitude, terminate disappointment, and come back stronger.

Recycle Disappointment

We all know what happens after you eat corn. Laughter is the best medicine and humor is your toilet paper. Use humor to flush away disappointment as you navigate life’s sewage. Recycle yourself and be better than ever.

Adopt the Attitude

Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off.


Vision
  • To spread the Corn Happens! attitude.

Mission

  • To have Conrad the Corn demonstrate the Corn Happens! attitude with corny humor. He can be found on social media and in really cool apparel.