It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude!
“We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“
Conrad the Corn
“Be tough like a corn kernel!“
Conrad the Corn
“CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!”
Conrad the Corn
Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude…
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Terminate Frustration
Disappointment and frustration happen everyday. If you get knocked down, engage the Corn Happens! attitude, terminate disappointment, and come back stronger.
Recycle Disappointment
We all know what happens after you eat corn. Laughter is the best medicine and humor is your toilet paper. Use humor to flush away disappointment as you navigate life’s sewage. Recycle yourself and be better than ever.
Adopt the Attitude
Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off.
Vision
- To spread the Corn Happens! attitude.
Mission
- To have Conrad the Corn demonstrate the Corn Happens! attitude with corny humor. He can be found on social media and in really cool apparel.
Corn Happens! 